NEWSHOUNDS ARCHIVE - 2004 Thursday, January 1, 2004 - Nigel: Bittersweet Reunion Friday, January 2, 2004 - Nigel: Only driftwood Monday, January 5, 2004 - Nigel: Safe for now, sort of Tuesday, January 6, 2004 - Nigel: Sharing vicissitudes Wednesday, January 7, 2004 - Nigel: Priorities Thursday, January 8, 2004 - Nigel: Interested despite himself Friday, January 9, 2004 - Nigel: Lifetime couldn't do better Monday, January 12, 2004 - Nigel: Where Alistair stands on love Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - Nigel: Peanutbrains attack Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - Nigel: Sam arrives Thursday, January 15, 2004 - Nigel: Uh, friend Friday, January 16, 2004 - Nigel: Explaining issues to Sam Monday, January 19, 2004 - Segue Tuesday, January 20, 2004 - Hal Bent: Hide and seek Wednesday, January 21, 2004 - Hal Bent: Dick Cheney's gift Thursday, January 22, 2004 - Hal Bent: How to insult a veep Friday, January 23, 2004 - Hal Bent: Fueled by trust Monday, January 26, 2004 - Hal Bent: Missed direction Tuesday, January 27, 2004 - Hal Bent: Everyone at Sunflower was busy Wednesday, January 28, 2004 - Paul O'Neill's arrival Thursday, January 29, 2004 - Life of chains Friday, January 30, 2004 - Mistaken in your sleep Monday, February 2, 2004 - Hal Bent: Renata helped! Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - Hal Bent: New astronaut? Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - Hal Bent: Hal's suggestion Thursday, February 5, 2004 - Hal Bent: Renata thinks about it, quickly Friday, February 6, 2004 - Hal Bent: Lorna takes her seriously Monday, February 9, 2004 - Hal Bent: Where to train Tuesday, February 10, 2004 - Hal Bent: Their first official date Wednesday, February 11, 2004 - Spaced out by Ferris Thursday, February 12, 2004 - Ferris, couples counsellor Friday, February 13, 2004 - Hal Bent: Close enough for government work Monday, February 16, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Microchips aren't so bad Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Why haven't you told me? Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - The Conspiracy: We're getting it removed Thursday, February 19, 2004 - The Conspiracy: This can't be our vet, can it? Friday, February 20, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Pandora's neck Monday, February 23, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Alistair has a theory Tuesday, February 24, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Hello again, General Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - The Conspiracy: The horrors of prison life Thursday, February 26, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Ever thought about your mother? Friday, February 27, 2004 - Della's Mistake: Where there's strength Monday, March 1, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Saddam's dog Tuesday, March 2, 2004 - Della's Mistake: The store is closed, but Della is... Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Heir to a timebomb Thursday, March 4, 2004 - Della's Mistake: Collision course with unpleasantness Friday, March 5, 2004 - The Conspiracy: The General needs his meds Monday, March 15, 2004 - Della's Mistake: Don't squeeze the Kevin Tuesday, March 16, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Ferris has a suggestion Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Hensley and Liv Thursday, March 18, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Ferris has the skinny Friday, March 19, 2004 - Della's Mistake: A disinterested third party Monday, March 22, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Worry-wart Wolfram Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - Della's Mistake: Della, newly unemployed Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - Alistair's not on a date. Really. Thursday, March 25, 2004 - The female KPET reporter Friday, March 26, 2004 - How can we be lost if we found you? Monday, March 29, 2004 - Della's Mistake: Tucker and Paul try to help Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - The Conspiracy: And where is Renata? Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Surgery in the park Thursday, April 1, 2004 - Della's Mistake: Randy offers some advice Friday, April 2, 2004 - Hal Bent: What do they want with Renata? Monday, April 5, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Those nutty squirrels! Tuesday, April 6, 2004 - Della's Mistake: Falling at her feet Wednesday, April 7, 2004 - Hal Bent: Skeletons in the closet Thursday, April 8, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Wolfram meets Della Friday, April 9, 2004 - Hal Bent: An unsuccessful dissembling Monday, April 12, 2004 - Hal Bent: You just don't get this treatment at other chemical companies Tuesday, April 13, 2004 - Hal Bent: Sign, sign, everywhere sign Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - The Conspiracy: At last the chip is removed Thursday, April 15, 2004 - Della's Mistake: Kevin the maestro Friday, April 16, 2004 - Hal Bent: A fairy tale wedding, except it isn't Monday, April 19, 2004 - Hal Bent: Pet names Tuesday, April 20, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Della's excitement Wednesday, April 21, 2004 - Hal Bent: Loves of Hal's life Thursday, April 22, 2004 - Della's Mistake: And all is well again Friday, April 23, 2004 - Hal Bent: Renata's in danger? Monday, April 26, 2004 - Hal Bent: Merging into the Conspiracy with Henry Tuesday, April 27, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Mesopotamiability Wednesday, April 28, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Wolfram's priorities Thursday, April 29, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Henry's business sense Friday, April 30, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Hal has a nightmare revisit him Monday, May 3, 2004 - The Conspiracy: The knowledge gap Tuesday, May 4, 2004 - The Conspiracy: How things work out, eh? Wednesday, May 5, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Renata's almost drawn in Thursday, May 6, 2004 - The Conspiracy: I don't want a divorce Friday, May 7, 2004 - The Conspiracy: Shaggy dog excitement Monday, May 10, 2004 - Hal Bent: Ferris is up for it Tuesday, May 11, 2004 - Hal Bent: I'm afraid I can't do that, Hal Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - Hal Bent: Husband and wife team Thursday, May 13, 2004 - Hal Bent: Window of non-opportunity Friday, May 14, 2004 - Hal Bent: A brief aside Monday, May 17, 2004 - Hal Bent: Scenes from a bed Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - Hal Bent: That cracking sound you hear... Wednesday, May 19, 2004 - Hal Bent: Free as a chemically-laced bird Thursday, May 20, 2004 - Hal Bent: Klaus makes a false assumption Friday, May 21, 2004 - Hal Bent: What a dog owns Monday, May 24, 2004 - Hal Bent: Cheesy overalls Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - A job opening, and someone to fill it Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - Kevin gets nervous about Della on the job Thursday, May 27, 2004 - Hal Bent: Spoke too soon, right on schedule Friday, May 28, 2004 - Hal Bent: I did not... just... Monday, June 7, 2004 - Hal Bent: Measure the silence Tuesday, June 8, 2004 - Hal Bent: The weird goodbye Wednesday, June 9, 2004 - Hal Bent: Ferris is distracted Thursday, June 10, 2004 - Hal Bent: Hal reminds KPET, to Renata's annoyance Friday, June 11, 2004 - Hal Bent: Hal's announcement Monday, June 14, 2004 - Hal Bent: Hal gets a shock Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - Hal Bent: Step aside and fall over somewhere else Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - Hal Bent: Anyone want to vote him out? Thursday, June 17, 2004 - Hal Bent: There are dogs and there are DOGS Friday, June 18, 2004 - Hal Bent: Stone cold Teresa Heinz Kerry Monday, June 21, 2004 - Hal Bent: Celebrity honeymoons are funny Tuesday, June 22, 2004 - Della is hired Wednesday, June 23, 2004 - Hal Bent: Did you marry me out of love? Thursday, June 24, 2004 - Hal Bent: Renata explains as best she can Friday, June 25, 2004 - Hal Bent: What happened to Liddy? Monday, June 28, 2004 - Hal Bent: It's no fun being married to an alien Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - Hal Bent: Where the settlement went Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - Della's behaving herself? Thursday, July 1, 2004 - A foul catch Friday, July 2, 2004 - Returning the foul catch, and for what? Monday, July 5, 2004 - Guest strip by Nicodemus Tuesday, July 6, 2004 - Randy makes an appointment Wednesday, July 7, 2004 - Ferris's new names Thursday, July 8, 2004 - The typeface on the crawl Friday, July 9, 2004 - Poetry Night: Guest Speaker Monday, July 12, 2004 - Poetry Night: Volunteering for Duty Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - Poetry Night: Boot Camp Wednesday, July 14, 2004 - Poetry Night: Distance Expectoration Thursday, July 15, 2004 - Poetry Night: It’s Hard on the Camera, Too Friday, July 16, 2004 - Poetry Night: Blind Faith Monday, July 19, 2004 - Poetry Night: Sale On Cowboy Hats Tuesday, July 20, 2004 - Poetry Night: Poignant, But What Does It Mean? Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - Poetry Night: Backstage Pass Thursday, July 22, 2004 - Poetry Night: Red State, Blue State Friday, July 23, 2004 - Poetry Night: Moving On Monday, July 26, 2004 - Poetry Night: Notice Anything? Tuesday, July 27, 2004 - Poetry Night: Wolfram Might Dissent Wednesday, July 28, 2004 - Poetry Night: Ladder of Fame Thursday, July 29, 2004 - Poetry Night: Flip-Flopping? Friday, July 30, 2004 - Poetry Night: Cultural Trends Monday, August 2, 2004 - Finding Inner Peace Tuesday, August 3, 2004 - Avian Puns Wednesday, August 4, 2004 - Della Renegade: Checkmate Thursday, August 5, 2004 - Della Renegade: Randy’s “Assistance” Friday, August 6, 2004 - Della Renegade: Peeping Tom Monday, August 9, 2004 - Della Renegade: Kevin’s Ad-Lib Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - Della Renegade: ‘Tis a Gift Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - Della Renegade: Abusive Relationship Thursday, August 12, 2004 - Surgeon General’s Warning Friday, August 13, 2004 - Identifying with Idols Monday, August 16, 2004 - High-Level Competition: Serious Journalism Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - High-Level Competition: Species Specialization Wednesday, August 18, 2004 - High-Level Competition: Home-Field Advantage Thursday, August 19, 2004 - High-Level Competition: And on the Sidelines… Friday, August 20, 2004 - High-Level Competition: Surrender Monkey Monday, August 23, 2004 - Patent Pending Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - KRVL: The Issues that Matter Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - Matchmaker, Matchmaker Thursday, August 26, 2004 - Dangerlust Strikes Again Friday, August 27, 2004 - Park Talk Monday, August 30, 2004 - KPET Rock: The Newest Gimmick Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - KPET Rock: First Thing that Came to Mind Wednesday, September 1, 2004 - KPET Rock: Ferris’ Fervor Thursday, September 2, 2004 - KPET Rock: Lifetime Ban Friday, September 3, 2004 - KPET Rock: Guess Who Monday, September 6, 2004 - Statistics Show… Stupidity Tuesday, September 7, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Striking a Bargain Wednesday, September 8, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Would That Face Lie? Thursday, September 9, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: There Goes Half The Film Friday, September 10, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Rodent Guile Monday, September 13, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Special Effects Tuesday, September 14, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Fine Print Wednesday, September 15, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: KRVL Outsourcing Thursday, September 16, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Fairy Editing Friday, September 17, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Like Scotch Tape Monday, September 20, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: A New Angle Tuesday, September 21, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Alistair & Kevin Weigh In Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Negative Advertising Thursday, September 23, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Might’ve Deserved That Friday, September 24, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Dramatic Interruption Monday, September 27, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: First Screening Tuesday, September 28, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: I Think They Liked It Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Deus ex Machina Thursday, September 30, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Turnabout Friday, October 1, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Remaining Anonymous Monday, October 4, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Aftermath Tuesday, October 5, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker: Opening to Mixed Reviews Wednesday, October 6, 2004 - Now In Lavender, Peach, and Teal! Thursday, October 7, 2004 - Surveying the Populace Friday, October 8, 2004 - Voting Rights in the Applesauce Monday, October 11, 2004 - Running for Cover Tuesday, October 12, 2004 - Lob-ball Questioning Wednesday, October 13, 2004 - How to Have Fun on a Bad Date Thursday, October 14, 2004 - Career Counseling Friday, October 15, 2004 - Future Ambassador to Luxembourg Monday, October 18, 2004 - Baseball Cards? So Outdated Tuesday, October 19, 2004 - Proper Procedure Wednesday, October 20, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: I Want to Get Away Thursday, October 21, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: High-Pressure Zone Friday, October 22, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: Newfound Friendship Monday, October 25, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: Sam’s Serve Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: Alistair’s Retort Wednesday, October 27, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: Raising the Stakes Thursday, October 28, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: Choosing the Weapons Friday, October 29, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: The Clown and the Goalie Saturday, October 30, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: Happy Days in New England Monday, November 1, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: Ferris’ Devious Plot Tuesday, November 2, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: Glued to the Sofa Wednesday, November 3, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: Everyone’s a Winner Thursday, November 4, 2004 - Red vs. Blue: Sportsmanship Friday, November 5, 2004 - Protecting the Pipers Monday, November 8, 2004 - 100% Authentic Zombies Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - Della the Waitress Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - A “Hanger-On” Thursday, November 11, 2004 - Renata the Canine Calculator Friday, November 12, 2004 - One Beep Fits All Monday, November 15, 2004 - Excitement Deprivation: Rochelle Covers Cooking Tuesday, November 16, 2004 - Excitement Deprivation: Wolfram’s Logic Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - Excitement Deprivation: The Solution Thursday, November 18, 2004 - Excitement Deprivation: Another Average Day Friday, November 19, 2004 - Nostalgia: Sobering News Monday, November 22, 2004 - Nostalgia: The Bad Old Days Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - Nostalgia: Way, Way Back Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - Nostalgia: Lorna’s Evolution Thursday, November 25, 2004 - Nostalgia: Rebirth Friday, November 26, 2004 - Ferris the Filmmaker II Monday, December 20, 2004 - The Guinea Pig Economy Tuesday, December 21, 2004 - The Nativity Battle: A Crucial Role Wednesday, December 22, 2004 - The Nativity Battle: The Light’s On, But… Thursday, December 23, 2004 - The Nativity Battle: Judge Not Lest You be a Judge Friday, December 24, 2004 - The Nativity Battle: The Solomon Solution Saturday, December 25, 2004 - Another Christmas Song Monday, December 27, 2004 - Party Night: Familial Trust Tuesday, December 28, 2004 - Party Night: Twinge of Suspicion Wednesday, December 29, 2004 - Party Night: Girls’ Night Out Thursday, December 30, 2004 - Party Night: Now Taking the Stage Friday, December 31, 2004 - Party Night: Surpriiiiiiiise! 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