NEWSHOUNDS ARCHIVE - 2003 Wednesday, January 1, 2003 -A Better Place Thursday, January 2, 2003 - The Two Towers Friday, January 3, 2003 - What is Normal? INTERMISSION Saturday, March 1, 2003 - Guest Comic - Newsmeows END OF INTERMISSION Monday, March 3, 2003 - Here We Go Again... Tuesday, March 4, 2003 - Hol-Ee... Wednesday, March 5, 2003 - Not Ferris Thursday, March 6, 2003 - 2001: A Latent Odyssey Friday, March 7, 2003 - Well, You Spice These Up! Monday, March 10, 2003 - Wolfram's Got Issues Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - Passing The Buck Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - Dogs Vs. Doves Thursday, March 13, 2003 - Compromise Friday, March 14, 2003 - Wasting Money Monday, March 17, 2003 - Fur Care: Falling Out Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - Fur Care: He's Whipped, Folks Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - Fur Care: Bad Timing Thursday, March 20, 2003 - Fur Care: Picky, Picky Friday, March 21, 2003 - Fur Care: The Wrong Hairspray Monday, March 24, 2003 - Fur Care: Small Favors Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - Fur Care: The Sands Of Time Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - Fur Care: Where Has He Been Lately? Thursday, March 27, 2003 - Fur Care: Atten-Shun! Friday, March 28, 2003 - Fur Care: Weapons Of Mass Restoration Monday, March 31, 2003 - Fur Care: The Dad's Out Of The Bag... Tuesday, April 1, 2003 - Fur Care: Reunion Wednesday, April 2, 2003 - Fur Care: Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad... Thursday, April 3, 2003 - Fur Care: There And Back Again Friday, April 4, 2003 - Fur Care: Blueshift Monday, April 7, 2003 - Tax Plan Catch-22 Tuesday, April 8, 2003 - Target To Source, Source To Target Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: Meeting Thursday, April 10, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: Lucky Number:? Friday, April 11, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: Still Ahead Of The Nyt Monday, April 14, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: Weighted Qualifications Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: May Want To Double-Check... Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: Dogger Thursday, April 17, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: Aesthetics Are Key. Friday, April 18, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: At Least You're Decisive. Monday, April 21, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: What Did You Expect? Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: Culling The Weeds. Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: That's One Way To Do It. Thursday, April 24, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: And There Goes Fourteen. Friday, April 25, 2003 - "volunteer"ing: Intelligence? Monday, April 28, 2003 - So What's Wrong With Taking The Backstreets? Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - Rule #1: Don't Get Shot. Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - Rule #2: There Is No Rule #2. Thursday, May 1, 2003 - Rule #3: Don't Get Shot. Friday, May 2, 2003 - Rule #4: Be Careful What You Wish For... Monday, May 5, 2003 - Rule #5: Don't Get Shot. Tuesday, May 6, 2003 - Rule #6: Eat Dinner Earlier. Wednesday, May 7, 2003 - Rule #7: Be Careful Not To Wish To Get Shot. Thursday, May 8, 2003 - Rule #8: Use Up The Products Of The Machine Without Raising The General Standard Of Living. Friday, May 9, 2003 - Rule #9: Prepare For Anything. Monday, May 12, 2003 - Rule #10: Confucius Is Dead. Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - Rule #11: Politics Are Key. Wednesday, May 14, 2003 - Rule #12: Did I Already Say "don't Get Shot"? Thursday, May 15, 2003 - Rule #13: Don't Get Stabbed, Either. Friday, May 16, 2003 - And Into Negatives... Monday, May 19, 2003 - "er." you Forgot "er." Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - Gas Money Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - Gerrymander Acres Thursday, May 22, 2003 - Perhaps Not Quite A Fair Trade... Friday, May 23, 2003 - Equally Disturbing Monday, May 26, 2003 - And That's The Way To Be Noticed. Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - Red Alert: Need...bigger...phone Book... Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - Red Alert: Cream Of The Crop Thursday, May 29, 2003 - Red Alert: Double-Check Friday, May 30, 2003 - Eulogy Monday, June 2, 2003 - Red Alert: Nightfall Tuesday, June 3, 2003 - Red Alert: Triple-Check Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - Red Alert: Timing Isn't Her Strong Suit. Thursday, June 5, 2003 - Red Alert: Good For Balance Friday, June 6, 2003 - Red Alert: Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc. Monday, June 9, 2003 - Red Alert: Preemption Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - Red Alert: Surprise! Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - Red Alert: He Has A Point. Thursday, June 12, 2003 - Red Alert: Non Sequitur Friday, June 13, 2003 - Red Alert: Let's Start Over. Saturday, June 14, 2003 - John Kerry's Idol. Monday, June 16, 2003 - Red Alert: Fool Me Twice... Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - Red Alert: Existential Psychobabble Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - Red Alert: Care Vs. Paranoia Thursday, June 19, 2003 - A Rose By Any Other Name... Friday, June 20, 2003 - Celebrity Cameo Monday, June 23, 2003 - Della & Randy: Beats Enron Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - Della & Randy: Taboo Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - Della & Randy: Some Cushion Thursday, June 26, 2003 - Della & Randy: Quite A Deal Friday, June 27, 2003 - Della & Randy: Making Sweet History Monday, June 30, 2003 - Della & Randy: Dark And Stormy Night Tuesday, July 1, 2003 - Della & Randy: Shepherd's Theory Of Relativity Wednesday, July 2, 2003 - Della & Randy: Moral Support Thursday, July 3, 2003 - Della & Randy: Die-It Friday, July 4, 2003 - Della & Randy: Twenty Minutes Monday, July 7, 2003 - Della & Randy: What You Give... Tuesday, July 8, 2003 - Della & Randy: Square Of The Distance... Wednesday, July 9, 2003 - Della & Randy: They're On Fire! Thursday, July 10, 2003 - Della & Randy: Lesser Evil Friday, July 11, 2003 - Della & Randy: No Place Like Home Monday, July 14, 2003 - Della & Randy: Slip Of The Tongue Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - Rainy Day: Tenure Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - Rainy Day: Spot The Ironies! Thursday, July 17, 2003 - Rainy Day: Perspective Friday, July 18, 2003 - Rainy Day: Perhaps Not "no"... Monday, July 21, 2003 - Rainy Day: What'd You Expect? Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - Rainy Day: Delusion Or Prejudice? Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - Rainy Day: Cooov'rin' In The... Thursday, July 24, 2003 - Rainy Day: Materialistic Much? Friday, July 25, 2003 - Rainy Day: Two Words: "Dual Transmission." Monday, July 28, 2003 - Rainy Day: One-Track Mind Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - Rainy Day: How About Next Quarter? Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - Rainy Day: Cotton Is Good. Thursday, July 31, 2003 - Rainy Day: They Followed Us Home! Friday, August 1, 2003 - Rainy Day: Doogie He Ain't. Monday, August 4, 2003 - Rainy Day: The Ashcroft League Tuesday, August 5, 2003 - Rainy Day: Enter Rumsfeld Wednesday, August 6, 2003 - Rainy Day: Truth Hurts. Thursday, August 7, 2003 - Rainy Day: Not A Good Sign Friday, August 8, 2003 - Rainy Day: Fear Her, Fear For Her. Monday, August 11, 2003 - Rainy Day: This Explains A Lot. Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - Rainy Day: Now That's Danger! Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - Rainy Day: Celebrity Captives Thursday, August 14, 2003 - Rainy Day: Lound Minority Friday, August 15, 2003 - Rainy Day: The "logic" That Starts Wars. Monday, August 18, 2003 - Rainy Day: May The Nonsense Continue. Tuesday, August 19, 2003 - Rainy Day: W++ Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - Genuine But Insignificant Cause Thursday, August 21, 2003 - Ferris Dean Friday, August 22, 2003 - Freezing The War Coverage Monday, August 25, 2003 - Entertainment And Journalism Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - Monarchy Gets A Bad Rap... Wednesday, August 27, 2003 - Fallacy Of Wrong Direction Thursday, August 28, 2003 - Should've Been Like This In School. Friday, August 29, 2003 - He's Thinking Of Baseball... Monday, September 1, 2003 - Well, It Is Running Low... Tuesday, September 2, 2003 - Those Actually Make Sense To Some People. Wednesday, September 3, 2003 - Sam & Randy: Call...a...freudian... Thursday, September 4, 2003 - Sam & Randy: Miner Strikes Bomb... Friday, September 5, 2003 - Sam & Randy: Probably Not Worth It Monday, September 8, 2003 - Sam & Randy: The Most Expensive Prostitute Is The One You Never Pick Up On. Tuesday, September 9, 2003 - Sam & Randy: To Shock, One Must Ever Increase One's Shocks. Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - Sam & Randy: That's Actually A Conventional Yield. Thursday, September 11, 2003 - Sam & Randy: He May Want To Rethink That "not." Friday, September 12, 2003 - Sam & Randy: Gee, Ah'm Under A Tree. Monday, September 15, 2003 - It's Only .083% Of The World Population... Tuesday, September 16, 2003 - Now Who's Gullible? Wednesday, September 17, 2003 - Proof That Slander Can Aid... Thursday, September 18, 2003 - Like Owner, Like Dog. Friday, September 19, 2003 - Conflict Of Interest Monday, September 22, 2003 - Ferris: Live! Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - Tastes Great, Less...actually, It Doesn't Taste Too Hot, Either. Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - You Know You've Made The Right Decision... Thursday, September 25, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Thank Your Lucky Stars. Friday, September 26, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Renewed Faith Monday, September 29, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Icing On The Cake Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Tip Of The Iceberg. Wednesday, October 1, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Have Gun, Will Shoot Foot. Thursday, October 2, 2003 - Wet & Wild: The Time-Travelling Theme Park Friday, October 3, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Argumentum Ad Misercordiam Monday, October 6, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Perhaps The Underlying Cause Is Related? Tuesday, October 7, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Can't Wait To Hear The Explanation... Wednesday, October 8, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Can Wait To Hear The Explanation. Thursday, October 9, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Don't Want To Hear That Explanation. Friday, October 10, 2003 - Wet & Wild: The Cure? Monday, October 13, 2003 - Wet & Wild: A Compliment? Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - Wet & Wild: Just Everyone Else. Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - A Form Of Blackmail? Thursday, October 16, 2003 - Uncharacteristic Honesty. Friday, October 17, 2003 - I Saw Randy... Monday, October 20, 2003 - Expose: Kevin Awakes. Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - Expose: They're Baaack... Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - Expose: Don't Wanna Know. Thursday, October 23, 2003 - Expose: That Would Be Easier. Friday, October 24, 2003 - Expose: Always A Catch Monday, October 27, 2003 - Expose: Mistaken Identity Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - Expose: Emulation? Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - Expose: Danger, Danger! Thursday, October 30, 2003 - Expose: Mixed Signals Friday, October 31, 2003 - Expose: Slow News Day? Monday, November 3, 2003 - Expose: Looks Bad On Camera. Tuesday, November 4, 2003 - Expose: Bad Is A Matter Of Perspective. Wednesday, November 5, 2003 - Expose: A Plea For Attention? Thursday, November 6, 2003 - Congressman Anderson... Friday, November 7, 2003 - Randy's Ex: Her Standards May Be A Bit Too Low. Monday, November 10, 2003 - Randy's Ex: Well, That's A Little Better. Tuesday, November 11, 2003 - Randy's Ex: The Guy Is Nuts! Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - Randy's Ex: Well, That's Insulting. Thursday, November 13, 2003 - Randy's Ex: Wrong Cousin Friday, November 14, 2003 - Randy's Ex: Not As Bright As He Could Be Monday, November 17, 2003 - Randy's Ex: Stop To Think. please. Tuesday, November 18, 2003 - Randy's Ex: The Shoulder End Of The Long Arm Of The Law Wednesday, November 19, 2003 - Randy's Ex: Not A Hard Choice Thursday, November 20, 2003 - Randy's Ex: But Mostly For Ours Friday, November 21, 2003 - Randy's Ex: Epilogue Monday, December 1, 2003 - Double Standard Tuesday, December 2, 2003 - Closer To Home Wednesday, December 3, 2003 - And They're Gullible. Thursday, December 4, 2003 - Ironic, Politically Speaking. Friday, December 5, 2003 - And Plastic Doesn't Bite. Monday, December 8, 2003 - Please Say This This Guy's Not A Donor. Tuesday, December 9, 2003 - May That Thing Have A Receipt. Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - Nigel: Foreshadowing Thursday, December 11, 2003 - Nigel: More Nuts Than Usual Friday, December 12, 2003 - Nigel: Tonight, On A Very Special Newshounds Monday, December 15, 2003 - Nigel: Reactions Tuesday, December 16, 2003 - Nigel: What A Day Wednesday, December 17, 2003 - Nigel: Toasting The Brain Thursday, December 18, 2003 - Nigel: Hero Worship Friday, December 19, 2003 - Nigel: That's One Reason Monday, December 22, 2003 - Nigel: And That's A Fact! Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - Nigel: Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot... Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - Nigel: He May Not Be The Best Example For This. Thursday, December 25, 2003 - Christmas In Iraq Friday, December 26, 2003 - Nigel: Shouting Distance Monday, December 29, 2003 - The Reason For Rush Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - Nigel: New Year's Resolutions Wednesday, December 31, 2003 - Nigel: Arrival At The Beach Thanks to Level5Nerd for titling the 2003 strips. CLICK HERE TO MOVE ON TO 2004. 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