NEWSHOUNDS ARCHIVE - 2001 Monday, January 1, 2001 - Lorna Dot Com: Dad's Optimism Tuesday, January 2, 2001 - Lorna Dot Com: A KPET Conference Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - Lorna Dot Com: Carpe Diem, Like Dad Thursday, January 11, 2001 - Lorna Dot Com: Will Anyone Watch? Friday, January 12, 2001 - Lorna Dot Com: Momentous Occasion Monday, January 15, 2001 - Governor Turning Blue Spectacular Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - KPET Superbowl Tailgate Spectacular Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - Ferris's Special Effects Thursday, January 18, 2001 - "NBSP" Friday, January 19, 2001 - Humbling Experience Monday, January 22, 2001 - Strobing Blackouts Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - Elementary School Textbooks Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 117Th Annual Chess Tournament Thursday, January 25, 2001 - Secret Summit In France Friday, January 26, 2001 - No Mechanics Available Monday, January 29, 2001 - Spiked Beer Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - Sam's Last Tailgate Party Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - "Humorless Harry" Thugmonster Thursday, February 1, 2001 - "He Saved Your Station, Lorna!" Friday, February 2, 2001 - Unhappy Winter Tidings Monday, February 5, 2001 - More Publicity For KPET Tuesday, February 6, 2001 - "Can We Meet Up Tomorrow?" Wednesday, February 7, 2001 - Stay Calm, Kevin Thursday, February 8, 2001 - Simple Solution Friday, February 9, 2001 - "The Topic Kinda Strayed." Monday, February 12, 2001 - "Bigger Fries To Fish For." Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - Chat Room Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - Wolframbot Thursday, February 15, 2001 - The Long Thank You Friday, February 16, 2001 - "Live News Webcasts May Be On The Wane" Monday, February 19, 2001 - KRVL Hard Drive Crash Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - "I Double-Dog Swear It!" Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - $100,000.00 Salary Advance Thursday, February 22, 2001 - Two Places At Once? Friday, February 23, 2001 - "Y'got A Quarter?" Monday, February 26, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Hello From Tori Spelling Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "She Really Likes Me!" Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "My Desert Of Cretins" Thursday, March 1, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Hello From Molly Ivins Friday, March 2, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! The Worst And The Dimmest Monday, March 5, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! 37Th Annual Superstars Gala Tuesday, March 6, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "Poochie Woochie Puppy Dog!" Wednesday, March 7, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "Who Will Duet With Eminem Next?" Thursday, March 8, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Rehabster Plus Plus Friday, March 9, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Can Anyone See You, Wolfram? Monday, March 12, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Stormy's Hard Work? Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Manny The Mink, Computer Whiz Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Does Tori Spelling Use This ISP? Thursday, March 15, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! The "Police Academy" Marathon Friday, March 16, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Everyone Watch The KPET Webcast! Monday, March 19, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "Follow You, Follow Me" Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! And As The Flood Waters Recede... Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Yahoo Declares Bankruptcy Thursday, March 22, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "Resident Evil"-Type Games Friday, March 23, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! A New Mink Stole Monday, March 26, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Trendynuze Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Prime Badgerbait Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Maybe It's Wolfram? Thursday, March 29, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! KPET??! Agh!!! Friday, March 30, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Walking Fashion Accessory Sunday, April 1, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Hello From The "Pixelated" Crew Monday, April 2, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Dystopian Fertilization Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Going Between The Trees Wednesday, April 4, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "Don't Judge Me!!!" Thursday, April 5, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Charity Work Friday, April 6, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Jumbo Parsley Monday, April 9, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Give A Poor Girl A Break Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Ultimate Control Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Renata's Free Ride Thursday, April 12, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Behind-The-Scenes Overlord Friday, April 13, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! The Big Phony Monday, April 16, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "Call Me Virgil" Tuesday, April 17, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Healthy Criticism Wednesday, April 18, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "I Need More Evidence Of Your Love" Thursday, April 19, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! No Time To Shower Friday, April 20, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! The Business Partner Monday, April 23, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Please Give Me KPET! Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Sexpot Trophy Wife Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "Be Patient!" Thursday, April 26, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Dog Food Friday, April 27, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Noble Intentions Monday, April 30, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Big Time Failure Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! No Secrets Anymore Wednesday, May 2, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! The Boss Has No Worries, Right? Thursday, May 3, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "Will He Die Before Six?" Friday, May 4, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "It's Time To Wake Up." Monday, May 7, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! 404 error Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Medical Complication Wednesday, May 9, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "Can You Ever Forgive Me?" Thursday, May 10, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Fighting Fire With Fire Friday, May 11, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Strong Coffee Monday, May 14, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! The Agreement Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Sit, Stay, And Heel Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! "Okay, That Was Embarrassing." Thursday, May 17, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! The Leased Soul Friday, May 18, 2001 - Let's Try...Escalate Access! Testing The Institution Of Marriage Monday, May 21, 2001 - Medical Marijuana Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - "our Gang" Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - Hairy Wart Thursday, May 24, 2001 - Only Twenty-Five Million? Friday, May 25, 2001 - The KPET Employee Assistance Program Monday, June 4, 2001 - Low Watt Bulbs Tuesday, June 5, 2001 - Senator Jeffords Wednesday, June 6, 2001 - Leeza Gibbons Thursday, June 7, 2001 - Tire Purchases Friday, June 8, 2001 - Cats Doing Their Civic Duty Monday, June 11, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: The Measure Tuesday, June 12, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Necessary Immunizations Wednesday, June 13, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Separate Shots Thursday, June 14, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Alistair's Shelter Friday, June 15, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Worse Things To Happen Monday, June 18, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Alistair's Big Production Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: The Next Series Of Shots Wednesday, June 20, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Dr. Qua Thursday, June 21, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Metaphoric Vaccinations Friday, June 22, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Closed-Minded Monday, June 25, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: More Chipper Than Before Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Post-Vaccination Broadcast Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Little League Semi-Playoffs Thursday, June 28, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Weather Report Friday, June 29, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: "Who Are You People?" Monday, July 2, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: "Perky Little Automatons" Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: "What More Could You Want?" Wednesday, July 4, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: "It's Not Responsible." Thursday, July 5, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Ratings Shoot Up Friday, July 6, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: KPET Beats KRVL Again Monday, July 9, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: KRVL's Feature Piece Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Giving Credit Where It's Due Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: "I Don't Want Any Publicity!" Thursday, July 12, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Averted Crisis Friday, July 13, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Six Minds Exploding Monday, July 16, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Kill Dr. Qua! Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: "start Investigating Right Away." Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Dark Foreboding Thursday, July 19, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: "what Has KPET Done??" Friday, July 20, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: A Person Of The Cloth Monday, July 23, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Dirk Snoogems Tuesday, July 24, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: "Have We Had Disagreements?" Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Dr. Qua's Miracle Thursday, July 26, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: "Agent Lollipop" Friday, July 27, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Slanderous Gossip Monday, July 30, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: The Simon Qua Story Tuesday, July 31, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Two Clear Options Wednesday, August 1, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Mosh With Jesus Thursday, August 2, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: All The Clean Things He Said Friday, August 3, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: Fifty Infectious Diseases Monday, August 6, 2001 - Clean And Responsible Animals: The Effects Wear Off Monday, August 27, 2001 - Studly Speaking Tuesday, August 28, 2001 - Ferris's Scrawling Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - Phenomenal Success Thursday, August 30, 2001 - Ants In The Kitchen Friday, August 31, 2001 - Fooling Ferris Monday, September 3, 2001 - Nasal Treaty Tuesday, September 4, 2001 - Freedom Of Speech Wednesday, September 5, 2001 - Speech Lesson No. 1 Thursday, September 6, 2001 - Speech Lesson No. 2 Friday, September 7, 2001 - Sound Solutions Monday, September 10, 2001 - Kevin And Stormy Date 1 Tuesday, September 11, 2001 - Kevin And Stormy Date 2 Wednesday, September 12, 2001 - Calculated Movies Thursday, September 13, 2001 - Ben Elton Friday, September 14, 2001 - After The Date Monday, September 17, 2001 - Army Dogs: Sam Reflects Tuesday, September 18, 2001 - Army Dogs: Sam's Uncle Wants Him Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - Army Dogs: Enlistment Buddies Thursday, September 20, 2001 - Army Dogs: Wolfram Awakens Friday, September 21, 2001 - Army Dogs: Public Duty Monday, September 24, 2001 - Army Dogs: Reunion Tuesday, September 25, 2001 - Army Dogs: She's In The Army Now Wednesday, September 26, 2001 - Army Dogs: Sam's Rant Thursday, September 27, 2001 - Army Dogs: Alistair's Dream World Friday, September 28, 2001 - Army Dogs: Sky Dogs Monday, October 1, 2001 - Army Dogs: Station Hierarchy Shifts Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - Army Dogs: What's It All About, Algae? Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - Army Dogs: Basic Training Thursday, October 4, 2001 - Army Dogs: Bombing The Exam Friday, October 5, 2001 - Army Dogs: First Assignment Monday, October 8, 2001 - Army Dogs: Newscast Aside Tuesday, October 9, 2001 - Army Dogs: Wolfram's Doubts Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - Army Dogs: Alistair's Dissent Thursday, October 11, 2001 - Army Dogs: Fayre-Ly Exhausted Friday, October 12, 2001 - Army Dogs: A Brief Reprieve Monday, October 15, 2001 - Army Dogs: Wolfram's Bliss Tuesday, October 16, 2001 - Army Dogs: Computing Strategies Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - Army Dogs: Sniffing Out Assignments Thursday, October 18, 2001 - Army Dogs: In Rochelle's Squad Friday, October 19, 2001 - Army Dogs: Mission Locale Revealed Monday, October 22, 2001 - Army Dogs: Alistair's Global Concerns Tuesday, October 23, 2001 - Army Dogs: Anonymouse Threats Wednesday, October 24, 2001 - Army Dogs: Alistair Gets Out Of Hand Thursday, October 25, 2001 - Army Dogs: Late Night Political Fight Friday, October 26, 2001 - Army Dogs: Alistair Gets Grilled Monday, October 29, 2001 - Army Dogs: Swallowemup Industries Tuesday, October 30, 2001 - Army Dogs: Booby Trapped Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - Army Dogs: Bug Out Thursday, November 1, 2001 - Army Dogs: Circuit Broken Friday, November 2, 2001 - Army Dogs: Wolfram Running Out Of Time Monday, November 5, 2001 - Army Dogs: Alistair Found Tuesday, November 6, 2001 - Army Dogs: Anti-Terrorist Police Wednesday, November 7, 2001 - Army Dogs: Wire Tap Dance Thursday, November 8, 2001 - Army Dogs: Madcap Sgt. Maddox Friday, November 9, 2001 - Army Dogs: Public Service Announcment Monday, November 12, 2001 - Army Dogs: Hanging On Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - Army Dogs: Wolfram Retrieved Wednesday, November 14, 2001 - Army Dogs: Big Bang Thursday, November 15, 2001 - Army Dogs: Swaggering Sam Friday, November 16, 2001 - Army Dogs: Debriefing Council Monday, November 19, 2001 - Army Dogs: Proof Positive? Tuesday, November 20, 2001 - Army Dogs: Colonel's Departure Plans Wednesday, November 21, 2001 - Army Dogs: Rochelle's Anxiety Thursday, November 22, 2001 - Army Dogs: Bar Stool Blues Friday, November 23, 2001 - Army Dogs: Runyon Rambling Monday, November 26, 2001 - Army Dogs: Awakened By Wolfram Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - Army Dogs: Runyonesque Humor Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - Army Dogs: Steel Teeth Mission Thursday, November 29, 2001 - Army Dogs: Dogged Pursuit Friday, November 30, 2001 - Army Dogs: Carry On Luggage Monday, December 3, 2001 - Army Dogs: Emergency Phone Call Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - Army Dogs: Stopping The Plane Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - Army Dogs: Runyon Surrounded Thursday, December 6, 2001 - Army Dogs: Talking Him Down Friday, December 7, 2001 - Army Dogs: Sam's Turn At Persuasion Monday, December 10, 2001 - Army Dogs: Runyon Steps Out Tuesday, December 11, 2001 - Army Dogs: Sam's Flying Tackle Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - Army Dogs: A Hero's Reward? Thursday, December 13, 2001 - Army Dogs: Military Politics Friday, December 14, 2001 - Army Dogs: Cia Set Us Up The Bomb Monday, December 17, 2001 - Army Dogs: Musing On It All Tuesday, December 18, 2001 - Army Dogs: Rochelle Go Home Wednesday, December 19, 2001 - Army Dogs: Sam's Realization Thursday, December 20, 2001 - Army Dogs: Back To KPET Friday, December 21, 2001 - Army Dogs: Wolfram And Rochelle Make Up Monday, December 24, 2001 - Army Dogs: Reanata Protects Her Territory Tuesday, December 25, 2001 - Army Dogs: Runyon's Fate Wednesday, December 26, 2001 - Army Dogs: Renata And Rochelle Thursday, December 27, 2001 - Army Dogs: Sulky Sam Friday, December 28, 2001 - Army Dogs: Sam's Dilemma Monday, December 31, 2001 - Alistair On New Year's Eve Thanks to Tom Radigan and Lord Emsworth for titling the 2001 strips.CLICK HERE TO MOVE ON TO 2002. CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO THE ARCHIVES.