NEWSHOUNDS ARCHIVE - 1999 Friday, January 1, 1999 - And there you have it Monday, January 11, 1999 - Reporting live Tuesday, January 12, 1999 - Jackhammer Wednesday, January 13, 1999 - Hal Tuberculosis Thursday, January 14, 1999 - The pressure to conform Friday, January 15, 1999 - Scions of feminism Monday, January 18, 1999 - Blackhead Tuesday, January 19, 1999 - Earthquake Wednesday, January 20, 1999 - ACLU Handbook Thursday, January 21, 1999 - The voice of his generation Friday, January 22, 1999 - Ferris's disaster film Monday, January 25, 1999 - Payday for Wolfram Tuesday, January 26, 1999 - Lorna recounts past salary negotiations Wednesday, January 27, 1999 - Neanderthal Spice Thursday, January 28, 1999 - Public speaking an option? Friday, January 29, 1999 - Ferris writes a jingle for Wolfram Monday, February 1, 1999 - Wolfram's first speaking gig Tuesday, February 2, 1999 - A recruitment speech Wednesday, February 3, 1999 - Henry Ford Appreciation Society Thursday, February 4, 1999 - The Sci-Fi Con Friday, February 5, 1999 - Wolfram gets his speeches mixed up Monday, February 8, 1999 - Sam's struggles Tuesday, February 9, 1999 - Workout semantics Wednesday, February 10, 1999 - Old Air Force Jeans Thursday, February 11, 1999 - Every senator is given fifteen minutes Friday, February 12, 1999 - Leading statisticians Monday, February 15, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Dancing on MTV Tuesday, February 16, 1999 - Vermin Nation: The '70's look Wednesday, February 17, 1999 - Vermin Nation: the '90's look Thursday, February 18, 1999 - Vermin Nation: I guess we can rule out the highballs Friday, February 19, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Butterflies with bullet wings Monday, February 22, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Ferris ponders cults Tuesday, February 23, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Don't be a don't-bee Wednesday, February 24, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Rodent Removers, Inc. Thursday, February 25, 1999 - Vermin Nation: You should really just relax Friday, February 26, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Where's Ferris? Monday, March 1, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Have you seen Ferris? Tuesday, March 2, 1999 - Vermin Nation: How much Stephen King can you read? Wednesday, March 3, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Dealing with trash Thursday, March 4, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Say it with a song Friday, March 5, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Kevin finds clues Monday, March 8, 1999 - Vermin Nation: We know nothing, nothing! Tuesday, March 9, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Comparative scientific knowledge Wednesday, March 10, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Disguise Thursday, March 11, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Shave and a lab rat, two bits Friday, March 12, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Saboteur birds Monday, March 15, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Escape! Tuesday, March 16, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Extended periods of freedom Wednesday, March 17, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Into the closet Thursday, March 18, 1999 - Vermin Nation: We have nothing to hide Friday, March 19, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Okay, maybe we have something to hide Monday, March 22, 1999 - Vermin Nation: New research program Tuesday, March 23, 1999 - Vermin Nation: Epilogue Wednesday, March 24, 1999 - On the advice of my attorney Thursday, March 25, 1999 - Jim "Nark" O'Leptic Friday, March 26, 1999 - Where are the city's funds going? Monday, March 29, 1999 - Easter Egg Hunt: Fun begins at two Tuesday, March 30, 1999 - Easter Egg Hunt: Hiding the Eggs Wednesday, March 31, 1999 - Easter Egg Hunt: The Easter Bunny? Thursday, April 1, 1999 - Funny Farm April Fool's Switch Friday, April 2, 1999 - Easter Egg Hunt: Easter at last Monday, April 12, 1999 - Everybody was there! Tuesday, April 13, 1999 - The New Stadium: Construction Halted Wednesday, April 14, 1999 - The New Stadium: History all around you Thursday, April 15, 1999 - The New Stadium: Ninety-something percent solution Friday, April 16, 1999 - The New Stadium: Hot dog torture Monday, April 19, 1999 - The New Stadium: Nothing will make me leave Tuesday, April 20, 1999 - The New Stadium: He who fights Wednesday, April 21, 1999 - The New Stadium: Irony Thursday, April 22, 1999 - The New Stadium: Planning went into this! Friday, April 23, 1999 - The New Stadium: A new location? Monday, April 26, 1999 - Keanu Reeves Tuesday, April 27, 1999 - Lorna's cousin's pictures Wednesday, April 28, 1999 - Twitt the Moneyman Thursday, April 29, 1999 - How to gain the nomination Friday, April 30, 1999 - Bleariol Shampoo Monday, May 3, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: Controlling teen violence Tuesday, May 4, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: Alistair's library trips Wednesday, May 5, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: Project? Thursday, May 6, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: Not particular about where Friday, May 7, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: Glow Monday, May 10, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: The dawning of a new age Tuesday, May 11, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: The miracle exposed! Wednesday, May 12, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: Kevin is not Charlton Heston Thursday, May 13, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: No shots in my house Friday, May 14, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: All about timing Monday, May 17, 1999 - The Phantom Menace of the critics Tuesday, May 18, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: It may take a while Wednesday, May 19, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: Here we go Thursday, May 20, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: The portable atomic bomb launcher Friday, May 21, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: The horror, the horror, you know Monday, May 24, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: In order to save the world Tuesday, May 25, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: So much for Radio Shack Wednesday, May 26, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: Getting drastic Thursday, May 27, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: All the WMD in the world Friday, May 28, 1999 - Gun Deactivator: You really think it worked? Monday, May 31, 1999 - Arrows From Oil Tuesday, June 1, 1999 - Blind Date: Eternal optimist Wednesday, June 2, 1999 - Blind Date: Let it go without a hitch Thursday, June 3, 1999 - Blind Date: Breaking the ice Friday, June 4, 1999 - Blind date: Diplomatic immaturity Tuesday, June 8, 1999 - Black Tie Affair I: Caviar Wednesday, June 9, 1999 - Black Tie Affair II: Morning After Thursday, June 10, 1999 - Black Tie Affair III: Why Dogs Graze Friday, June 11, 1999 - What Kind of Grass Was That? Monday, June 14, 1999 - Kevin in Wonderland Tuesday, June 15, 1999 - Kevin in Wonderland II: Leo and Diane Wednesday, June 16, 1999 - Kevin in Wonderland III: Ferris, you've aged! Thursday, June 17, 1999 - Kevin in Wonderland IV: Jar Jar Blitzen Friday, June 18, 1999 - Kevin in Wonderland V: Coming Down Monday, June 21, 1999 - Return to Normalcy Tuesday, June 22, 1999 - No Gibbering Idiots Wednesday, June 23, 1999 - Hung Down, Brung Down American Dog Thursday, June 24, 1999 - Here's Hal! Chemicals on the Lawn Friday, June 25, 1999 - Here's Hal! Staking Out the Yard Monday, June 28, 1999 - Here's Hal! Let Sleeping Dogs Lie Tuesday, June 29, 1999 - Here's Hal! Getting Out of the Minor Leagues Wednesday, June 30, 1999 - Here's Hal! Eat More Vivarin! Thursday, July 1, 1999 - Here's Hal! Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! Friday, July 2, 1999 - Here's Hal! The Secret Sprayer Monday, July 5, 1999 - Here's Hal! The Prisoner Tuesday, July 6, 1999 - Here's Hal! The Prisoner is Out Cold Wednesday, July 7, 1999 - Here's Hal! A Solid Lead Thursday, July 8, 1999 - Here's Hal! Mr. O'Peridol is Expecting Us Friday, July 9, 1999 - Here's Hal! Getting past the Gatekeeper Monday, July 12, 1999 - Here's Hal! Renata's Scary Fanboy Tuesday, July 13, 1999 - Here's Hal! Welcome to the Stalker's Temple Wednesday, July 14, 1999 - Here's Hal! Hal's Friends Thursday, July 15, 1999 - Here's Hal! Better Living Through Chemistry Friday, July 16, 1999 - Here's Hal! Before I Kill You Mr. Blitzen . . . Monday, July 19, 1999 - Here's Hal! An Offer She Can't Refuse Tuesday, July 20, 1999 - Here's Hal! Union Rules Wednesday, July 21, 1999 - Here's Hal! Hal Proclaims his Love Thursday, July 22, 1999 - Here's Hal! Assuring the Prisoner's Comfort Friday, July 23, 1999 - Here's Hal! If Monday, July 26, 1999 - Here's Hal! The Target Bridal Registry Tuesday, July 27, 1999 - Here's Hal! Gimme Chocolate Wednesday, July 28, 1999 - Here's Hal! Fine Distinctions Thursday, July 29, 1999 - Here's Hal! A Parting Gift For Hal Friday, July 30, 1999 - Here's Hal! Denial Monday, August 9, 1999 - Sam's Mystery Quiz Tuesday, August 10, 1999 - Pardon Me. Wednesday, August 11, 1999 - Fun Krafts for Kids Thursday, August 12, 1999 - Cooking with Sam Friday, August 13, 1999 - Covering UFO's Monday, August 16, 1999 - Close Encounter with an Nut Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - A Feature Every Homeowner should Demand Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - Alien, Avian, What's the Difference? Thursday, August 19, 1999 - Men In Black Friday, August 20, 1999 - Identifying the Unidentified Monday, August 23, 1999 - Renata Reads the City Council Minutes Tuesday, August 24, 1999 - The Better Part Of Valor is Secession Wednesday, August 25, 1999 - Gated Crossings for the Starlight Express Thursday, August 26, 1999 - Scripting South Park Friday, August 27, 1999 - Amusement Park Injuries Monday, August 30, 1999 - Halting Global Warming Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - Son of Sam: The True Meaning of Baseball Wednesday, September 1, 1999 - Son of Sam: The Intimacy of the Minor League Thursday, September 2, 1999 - Son of Sam: Unintended Consequences Friday, September 3, 1999 - Son of Sam: Sam Calls In Monday, September 6, 1999 - Son of Sam: Sam has a Son Tuesday, September 7, 1999 - Son of Sam: Sam is Interrogated Wednesday, September 8, 1999 - Son of Sam: Sam receives Counsel Thursday, September 9, 1999 - Son of Sam: The Law School of Hard Knocks Friday, September 10, 1999 - Son of Sam: Reduced to Tears Monday, September 13, 1999 - Son of Sam: Finding God Tuesday, September 14, 1999 - Son of Sam: Jury Selection Wednesday, September 15, 1999 - Son of Sam: An Affable Defendant Thursday, September 16, 1999 - Son of Sam: A Legal Bias Friday, September 17, 1999 - Son of Sam: NewsPuppies! Monday, September 20, 1999 - Son of Sam: Opening Statements - Prosecution Tuesday, September 21, 1999 - Son of Sam: Opening Statements - Defense Wednesday, September 22, 1999 - Son of Sam: Show Trial Thursday, September 23, 1999 - Son of Sam: Questioning Britney Friday, September 24, 1999 - Son of Sam: Cross examining Britney Monday, September 27, 1999 - Son of Sam: The Courtroom Artist Tuesday, September 28, 1999 - Son of Sam: Will Counsel Approach the Bench? Wednesday, September 29, 1999 - Son of Sam: Milosevic on the Stand Thursday, September 30, 1999 - Son of Sam: The Witness has a Point Friday, October 1, 1999 - Son of Sam: Benefitting from Insanity Monday, October 4, 1999 - Son of Sam: Think of the Children! Tuesday, October 5, 1999 - Son of Sam: If the Glove Fits Wednesday, October 6, 1999 - Son of Sam: An Emotional Defense Thursday, October 7, 1999 - Son of Sam: Careful Deliberation Friday, October 8, 1999 - Son of Sam: The Verdict Monday, October 11, 1999 - Son of Sam: Oops! Tuesday, October 12, 1999 - Son of Sam: Sickening Gratitude Wednesday, October 13, 1999 - Son of Sam: Interviewing The Jury Thursday, October 14, 1999 - Son of Sam: Back on the Job Friday, October 15, 1999 - Son of Sam: Unclean! Unclean! Monday, October 18, 1999 - Superdepositors Bank Tuesday, October 19, 1999 - Threats to Bears Wednesday, October 20, 1999 - Wildlife Investment Thursday, October 21, 1999 - Merger Mania Friday, October 22, 1999 - Halloween: Matchmaker Monday, October 25, 1999 - Halloween: Invitation Tuesday, October 26, 1999 - Halloween: An Unwelcome Suggestion Wednesday, October 27, 1999 - Halloween: Bea Who? Thursday, October 28, 1999 - Halloween: Sensitive New Age Guy Friday, October 29, 1999 - Halloween: A Man in a Scary Costume Monday, November 1, 1999 - On the Vocal Range of Blenders Tuesday, November 2, 1999 - Step Away From The Car Wednesday, November 3, 1999 - Time for a Swim Thursday, November 4, 1999 - Shake it up Baby Friday, November 5, 1999 - In the Public Eye Monday, November 8, 1999 - The Governor: Class Size Tuesday, November 9, 1999 - The Governor: Unseemly Behavior Wednesday, November 10, 1999 - The Governor: Planning his Future Thursday, November 11, 1999 - The Governor: Sensitive Issue Friday, November 12, 1999 - The Governor: The First Thing Monday, November 15, 1999 - The Governor: Jay Leno Tuesday, November 16, 1999 - The Governor: Sweeping the Nation Wednesday, November 17, 1999 - The Governor: Pastoral Privilege Thursday, November 18, 1999 - The Governor: KRVL Gets Theirs Friday, November 19, 1999 - The Governor: A Dead Fad Monday, December 6, 1999 - Humane Crowd Control Tuesday, December 7, 1999 - Air Safety: Swift Reflexes Wednesday, December 8, 1999 - Air Safety: Method Acting Thursday, December 9, 1999 - Air Safety: Air Traffic Control Friday, December 10, 1999 - Air Safety: Kevin Refreshes His Skills Monday, December 13, 1999 - Stormy Weather: Ferris Interrogates Tuesday, December 14, 1999 - Stormy Weather: Just Friends Wednesday, December 15, 1999 - Stormy Weather: Creatures of Habit Thursday, December 16, 1999 - Stormy Weather: Stunning News Friday, December 17, 1999 - Stormy Weather: Talking through the Night Monday, December 20, 1999 - Stormy Weather: A Female's Prerogative? Tuesday, December 21, 1999 - Stormy Weather: Dumped Wednesday, December 22, 1999 - Stormy Weather: Hard to Sympathize Thursday, December 23, 1999 - Stormy Weather: The Sonneteer Friday, December 24, 1999 - Stormy Weather: Distracting Kevin Monday, December 27, 1999 - Years Beginning with "1": Pedants Tuesday, December 28, 1999 - Years Beginning with "1": Painful Detail Wednesday, December 29, 1999 - Years Beginning with "1": Movable Type Thursday, December 30, 1999 - Years Beginning with "1": Significant Moments Friday, December 31, 1999 - Years Beginning with "1": A Profound Observation Thanks to Richard Furman for his assistance in titling the 1999 strips. CLICK HERE TO MOVE ON TO 2000. CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO THE ARCHIVE MENU.